The quarter back joke-M.E. version

[[A]rien]

Saruman got a little drunk one night (he had a REAL pint) and while he was yet in this state, an orc under his command fled to Isenguard from an attack they had made on the Rohirrim. Realizing that Saruman was intoxicated, he told him the truth about his return. So, Saruman, not being able to think straight, told the orc that if he could answer 3 questions correctly, he would let him live;
~*how many days of the week start with 'T' and what are they?
~*how many seconds are there in a year?
~*and, how many 'd's are there in "Rudolf the Red-nose Reindeer"?

The orc thought for a while, and then, being completely serious with his master, he said:
~*there are 2 days of the week that start with 'T'; today and tomorrow
~*there are 12 seconds in a year
S: only 12?!
o:yeah! Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd. etc...
~*and, there are 216 'd's in "Rudolf the Red-nose Reindeer"
S:WHAT?! what do you mean 216?
o:yeah!-ddddddd(said in tune to the song)

[Varda Elentári]

Chewwy chewwy yum yum.

[elanor]

O.K.! Thats just goofy!

[[A]rien]

ROCK ON GOOFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Varda Elentári]

Oooo I love Goofy!!

[Fae]

rock on Goofy and goofiness alike!!!!! ;D

[Varda Elentári]

HAHAHA I remember that!!

[Nienna]

I don't.

[Lord Haldir]

Perhaps one day they'll explain themselves.